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Just a regular cat.

Long Neck Cat

An absolutely unreasonable amount of neck. Otherwise, completely normal.

Long Neck Cat: a dark brown cat with a very long neck
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The neck, measured

We started measuring on Monday. The tape ran out on Tuesday.

Fence Rooftop Birds Clouds Still going
LunchLong Neck Cat biting a cloud
Scene 01 · Lunch

Clouds, mostly

He eats like any other cat. He just eats a little higher up. Cumulus on weekdays, the fluffy ones on Sundays. The pigeons have complained.

Scene 02 · Visiting

Fifth floor, please

He does not take the stairs. He does not take the lift. He stands on the pavement and says hello through the window. The neighbours have stopped screaming.

VisitingLong Neck Cat looking into a fifth-floor window

House rules

  1. Never ask how long

    He doesn't know either.

  2. Doors are for heads

    The rest arrives later.

  3. Scarves cost extra

    Roughly forty metres of knitting.

  4. Always look up

    That is where he is.

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Long Neck Cat standing on a cloud high above a little town
Last seen · above the clouds

Look up. He's already there.